I am Drag the dragon, and I am very excitable.

Fuck it, I'm doing this my way.

2009-02-18T15:39:16Z

-"The Amazing Kreskin"
-Hypnosis as fact or fiction, eczema, acne, bedwetting.
-Control groups
-No, No, and No
-Ernest Hilgard and his hidden observer
-Part of us is hypnotised, part not hypnotised
-Criticised by Spanos
-Not as the child, but as the adult viewing a child
-Belief into regression into former lives
-Sylvia Brown, Bullshitter Extraordinaire
-Burned at the stake
-http://skeptic.com/hypnosis.html
-I accept rolling backpacks. I can handle it. But not rolling luggage bags acting as rolling backpacks.
-Milgram
-Mantra
-Transcendental Meditation
-Psychoactive/Psychotropic
-Schedules
-Stimulant and Depressant - Nicotine
-One point shy of a B

Got a hug from Michael Chabon. Jealous?

2008-12-17T05:05:23Z

I am in South Carolina!

Who wants to hang out? Any takers?

Also, I scored a free ticket to see Of Montreal in their hometown of Athens, Georgia on New Year's Eve. This will be a great start to an even greater year. I feel it.

I do like the pixies. And this is surprisingly accurate. At least the scales.

2008-06-03T06:49:01Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	66%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	74%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	62%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Mystical	\|\|	10%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Humanitarian	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Family drive	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Honor	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Thriftiness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%

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Do you want to be a VJ for MTV? It doesn't take much.

2008-05-06T19:29:48Z

theaaaafsse caameopa isa thea ashihatt. Hhea ameakeaas Musaaic videaaweooss. Heaaee singhsas toiiottally coohherreantlly. Iyyooo lovvvvvvvveee aHEajseesseee cammmmmoppea.

Goddamnit. Four people in less than a month.

2008-03-13T04:03:40Z

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Does anyone actually know how Cale Shipman died? This is driving me absolutely crazy, and I can't find it anywhere.

Songs That Make Life Worth Living

2008-03-04T07:33:15Z

B.C. Camplight - Parapaleejo
The Gothic Archies - Walking My Gargoyle
Sufjan Stevens - Flint
Cat Power - Speak For Me
Ramones - Rockaway Beach
Mew - The Zookeeper's Boy
St. Vincent - Paris is Burning
The National - Guest Room
Ratatat - Lax
The Elected - Not Going Home
The New Pornographers - Myriad Harbour
The Notwist - Off The Rails
Islands - Volcanoes

There are more and I will continue this list tomorrow, but I am le tired.

the john without the glasses.

2008-02-17T07:07:58Z

isnt it wonderful when your life comes full circle and your childhood makes perfect sense? oh yes.

this is a very short clip from clarissa explains it all. it is important that everyone watches.

hilarious! and sad.

2008-02-11T19:49:25Z

hilarious. hillary-ous. subliminal message here.

2008-02-08T05:47:48Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPO1tCXn6ao&NR=1

i actually cackled from watching this video. do it. go now.

go dem.

2008-02-06T10:53:19Z

Hillary Clinton won the Oklahoma primary with just under 229,000 votes, and 54% of the democratic ticket. So roughly 400,000 Democrats voted in Oklahoma, right? Examining the Republican ticket, however, the winner, John McCain, received only 123,000 votes. Second place on the Republican ticket went to Mike Huckabee, who received 112,000 votes. This means that not only did Hillary Clinton receive almost twice as many votes as the top two Republican candidates combined, but also that more Democrats voted in Oklahoma than Republicans. Oklahoma is the new Michigan because if this trend continues, Oklahoma will become a swing state, and how cool is that?

shit yea, man.

2008-02-06T08:09:23Z

http://community.livejournal.com/dear_stupid/346177.html

i grew weary of arguing with someone so blind, so i got petty and immature.

http://community.livejournal.com/dear_stupid/277196.html

this is my first entry in the community.

http://community.livejournal.com/dear_stupid/338447.html

this is my second.

i am awesome. tell me about it.

now.

hoo.

2008-02-05T06:51:45Z

i am so glad i finally got that out. it feels so good to have done it.
i love you mr. peterson.

omg cutest thing ever.

2008-01-31T05:25:24Z

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/01/30/nytfrontpage/20080130POD_15.html

i want this for my birthday.

Oh, Mrs. Clinton...

2008-01-28T23:16:34Z

"Increase to $10,000 the college scholarship for those who participate in AmeriCorps full-time for one year."

You have my attention.

holy shit for serious?!?

2008-01-23T04:36:53Z

not the joker!!!*

*no offense intended to jack nicholson.

What Do You Have To Say? - My Sixth Grade Jam

2008-01-21T02:33:47Z

What was your favorite song in sixth grade? What does it make you think of?

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i wasn't yet hip to popular culture, so probably stravinsky's rites of spring. at least i think i was cool.

Oh fuck that.

2008-01-10T18:14:38Z

Around this time in every United States election year, I start to get crazy into presidential campaigns and I like to go to all of the front runners(republican and democrat) campaign websites and sign up for emails. I like to do this because I get really biased views from both sides, and I can do my own research from there. It is easier and more informative for me, and I like to be able to correct people in their misconceptions and misinformation, as well as encourage when they do the same for others.

I went to Edwards' website first, as he is my candidate of choice(it seems paradoxical that the white male has the disadvantage). i registered for email updates and news on his website, read the information I needed, and moved on to Obama. I registered at Barack Obama's website for the same things, and moved on to Hillary Clinton.

After I had registered at those three sites, I moved on to the republican party, as there are no more democratic front runners. I went to Mike Huckabee's site and tried to register for emails(at my junk address, because i know these emails will carry on post-election), but when I clicked "OK," it said the page could not be displayed. I tried again. And again. It never worked. I think that says something about the Mike Huckabee presidency, should it happen(let's hope not).

When I grew tired of Old Boy's puppet show and theatrics, I moved on to the next douchebag... the devil himself, Mitt Romney. I almost registered at his website, annoying as it was that he for some reason wants to know my entire medical history, mother's maiden name, and preferred brand of toothpaste, but when I got to the bottom, it said "How would you like to contribute to the campaign?" It listed several options, including "all of the above," but not "none of the above." I just ignored that question and clicked on the "submit" button, and it told me some bullshit on the lines of "one or more fields missing, cannot continue until you submit to satan." So naturally, I went back to make sure everything was there. Broken bones, check. Hott, check. Crest(the sparkly kind for children), check. And then I realised that they wanted me to volunteer for Mitt Romney's campaign, and I cannot, in all honesty, help that man become president. I am way too excited to escape the Bush regime to help repeat it.

I really wanted those emails(not really) but I guess I will have to deal with reading about it elsewhere. I tried to find a comment page, but failed. Oh well.

let's give 'em something to google about.

2007-12-23T02:55:38Z

madeline lee fisher appendicitis appendectomy appendix madfish madelion idiot narcissist emergency room mommy tummy hurty mean doctor nice nurse ct cat scan barium gross fruit froot loops you better find this in google, vagina humpsalot.

calder!

emhe

2007-12-01T14:56:42Z

i need help.
i need a video camera for maybe a couple days(?) sometime inbetween december 6 and december 20. i am willing to drive as far as oklahoma city just to get it, but i need it. i cant tell you what for, but just know that you are making someones life better. way way better.
love love love.
calder.

i love all you idiots.

2007-10-25T01:53:17Z

okay, but seriously, anyone that responded to that post.
i still need your mailing addresses.
funlikerabbits@gmail.com

from cassidy

2007-10-19T04:36:31Z

For the first five people that reply to me and re-post this challenge, I will send you something. It might be something I've made, or something cool from my hidden stash. It might be a mix CD, or a rubber duck, a book I think you will enjoy, or something else that is awesome. Whatever it is, I promise that I will get it to you in 365 days or fewer. The only thing you need to do in order to participate is to be one of the first five to reply to this.

I am also going to add the caveat that if I don't have your snail mail address, I would like it please. You can send it to me via email at funlikerabbits@gmail.com if you are one of the first three to win. Ready? Go!

beautiful.

2007-09-20T00:51:24Z

This question was rumored to be given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, and thus, we now have the solution to what is hell: Exothermic or endothermic?

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed), or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are
leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by a Miss Teresa King during my freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is, therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being.

Which explains why, last night, Miss King kept shouting "Oh my God!"

The student received the only "A" in the class.

orange is not my color.

2007-09-09T16:05:53Z

at this point i just dont think im capable of not fucking up.

what a mindfuck.

2007-08-22T23:26:50Z

borders should have closed today.

brock bebe bakke.
his name was a constant joke to me.
people at work called him brokeback.
everyone wanted to know what that massive
scar on his neck was from. i called
him brockoli. brocken sie deutsche?

it's weird though, because as i pulled into the parking lot this morning, i thought of him,
because there was a car there that looked just like his, parked where he parks, underneath one of the over-pruned trees in the lot. and he parked there so frequently there was a perfect semi-circle of bird shit on his car from the tree's radius.

fuck.

i am going to miss him.

calder!

humanchalice @ 2007-08-15T03:17:00

2007-08-15T08:18:52Z

out of house i got scared
bdrunkadeunk